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[kaitlyn daenerys-evelina bluud]

dear stranger,

Could you please keep me entertained while I contemplate whether or not I should kill my dorm mate?

with love, kaitlyn.

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Kaitlyn,

Don't know how much entertainment I could provide, but I do know a jinx or two that might help even the playing field for ya.

A.S

[kaitlyn daenerys-evelina bluud]

dear a.s,

It doesn't matter about what type of entertainment you can provide. I just need something to keep my mind off of killing her in her sleep. Though, I wouldn't mind you giving me those jinxes. I probably won't use them on her, but there are always occasions where I might need them.

with love, kaitlyn.

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Kaitlyn,

Good, you get the rambling side of me tonight. Apologies in advance. As for those jinxes, check the back of the owl. There's a good three in there, and one that I helped make with a friend, though only use it under extreme circumstances, and if you get caught, you found it in a book somewhere.
Might I ask what exactly it is this room mate of yours is doing to piss you off that bad?

A.S

[kaitlyn daenerys-evelina bluud]

dear a.s,

No, it's fine. I'm in a relatively good mood despite the whole annoying room mate thing. Also, for the one jinx that you and your friend made, what counts as an extreme circumstance? And don't worry, I won't get caught, but if I did I will most definitely say that I got them out of a book.

Well, there's a ton of things she has done, but at the moment she just will not stop talking about cauldron thickness no matter how much I've expressed the fact that I just don't care.

with love, kaitlyn.

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Kaitlyn,

Ah well then, that's good. Better to be in a good mood than an off one.

As for extreme circumstances, I mean very well deserved payback. If I remember that one correctly, it causes the fingers and toes to switch places, as well as leave some rather nasty hives across the arms and legs. Painful, effective, and easily reversible. Think we tried it on a silly first year who wouldn't learn the definition of 'sod off'. Pity, really.

Cauldron thickness? Sounds like you got a bookworm among you. That must get terribly dull fast. Could always shut her up by telling her that cauldron thickness has no effect on the fact that she probably can't find a relationship, or something along those lines. Might shut her up for a bit.

A.S

[kaitlyn daenerys-evelina bluud]

dear a.s,

Oh, well then I'll definitely wouldn't use it unless the situation really called for it. Though if you don't mind me asking, who is the other half of the "we"?

Usually I would appreciate someone who's intelligent, but she's interested in the most trivial things and always find the need to tell be random facts that I really don't need nor want to know. I think I shall take your advice and tell her that.

with love, kaitlyn.

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Kaitlyn,

I can't just simply hand out that information, love. Though I will say you probably have seen him around a lot.

Intelligence in one thing. Abusing it, is another. I'd like to know just why she was sorted into our house in the first place if she's like that. If it was based on blood and family alone, then Merlin help this school. Though I can't really say much. Dear sister was sorted into Gryffindor, despite the fact that our family had Slytherins mainly through out the years (though there was this one hufflepuff, but he was disowned way back when). Still, she turned out alright I guess. Father sure loves her more, but that's a topic for another day.

A.S

[kaitlyn daenerys-evelina bluud]

dear a.s,

I think blood and money may be the only reason why she was sorted into our house. Most people in our house has an actual personality. You sister was a Gryffindor? Well, I'm sure she was quite lovely.

with love, kaitlyn.

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Kaitlyn,

Most do, but not all. If I can recall, there is the one bloke who seems to be fascinated with bugs in our house. Creepy if you ask me.

Yes she was, and she was lovely only if you were my parents. See, in secret she runs around like I do, getting herself into trouble, but of course she was able to keep it covered up from mommy and daddy. I don't know. I hate her, she hates me, and that's all that matters.

A.S

[kaitlyn daenerys-evelina bluud]

dear a.s,

Fascinated with bugs? I don't quite see what's so interesting about them.

Oh. Well, I don't think I would've liked her very much. She's just... I don't know. I can't find a good word to describe her. I can definitely see why you wouldn't like her though. Your parents much really love her.

with love, kaitlyn.

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Kaitlyn,

Well bugs were fun to mess with when I was little. Then again I was 4 or 5 at the time, so that's understandable. I just don't see how the guy brought with him this far in life. Must be something wrong up in that attic of his.

A Bitch is the perfect word in my opinion.

And yes, my parents do love her a lot. More than myself in fact. See, my Father wanted a son to take over the family business and what not, and she came out at first and that pissed him off, but he learned to accept her and started treating her like a son...if that makes any sense. Well, when he knocked up me mum and I came out, he kinda freaked and gave me less attention and treated me like I wasn't his. He finally warmed up to me and started taking me on all these business trips and stuff cause he realized that if he had sister running the company, that might look bad (yes he is a bit of a sexist). I just...I dunno. I am suppose to take over a portion of the company after graduation, but I am thinking about up and leaving this place.

Got any suggestions?

A.S

[kaitlyn daenerys-evelina bluud]

dear a.s,

Yeah, but you were a kid back then, and he's older then that. There has to be something wrong with him.

That's... strange. But at least your dad is acknowledging you and treating you like his son. It sounds like you have quite a future ahead of you. Why do you want to leave?

I don't have any suggestions, but if you ever need me to bite someone, just send me an owl or something.

with love, kaitlyn.

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Kaitlyn,

My point exactly.

Well if you count sending me a howler every morning to wake up to, then yes he is treating me as his son.

I want to leave because I don't want my future planned out for me. I should be able to have control over what I want to do, but even before I was born He had me all figured out. I am suppose to be his little minion, and I simply just don't care to be. He's treated me like shit all my life, and I just don't want to deal with it anymore, even if that means getting disowned. I can make it big without his help. If it wasn't for the fact that I am tied to the whole wealth aspect of it all, then I would have already left.

Noted. I can't think of anyone off the top of my head, but when someone comes up I will slide them your way.

A.S

[kaitlyn daenerys-evelina bluud]

dear a.s,

Oh. Never mind. I thought you meant as a somewhat kind and loving father kind of way. Though, I'm not quite sure if anyone in our house has a loving family.

Well, that's a perfectly good reason to leave. It must be hard to have your whole life planned out. If you do get disowned though, I'm pretty sure you'll make it work. After all, it's you.

with love, kaitlyn.

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