Post by miles on May 8, 2011 0:34:17 GMT
miles alexander flint
SEVENTEEN - SLYTHERIN - PUREBLOOD - ROBERT SHEEHAN
THE SCARS OF YOUR LOVE
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Yeah thats right. My life began as everyone elses did. Butt naked, not knowing what the heck was going down as my mother was in complete agony. Complete win huh? Well not really. You see most people expect that new born baby boy to be a joyful ball of wonderful goodness. I was probably the complete opposite. From day one i screamed my little heart out to the point my mother would cry for days on end. Ha, if only i could do that know im pretty sure that would get her panties in a twist. I hardly slept, and my parents struggled to cope. They'd swore at one point they wouldnt have another child. I was hell incarnated to them. These were the epic days of my life. Where i never had to do anything other than shit, piss and eat. Total luxury im sure. And my parents thought that would be the worst of it? Ha now weren't they just wrong.
Now when i found my feet. That was when the shit went down. You see i was quite a tall baby, and i learnt to walk before crawl. Soon followed the ability to climb, and my intelligence seemed to stretch that little bit further - and i found the wonders of the door handle. Of course i wasnt quite tall enough to reach, but my mind worked wonders and bang. I found a way. Before i knew it my nappy was off and i was streaking down the street. Of course it never took long for my mother to wonder just why id gone quite. That was how mothers could tell something wasnt right. The second the room fell silent there was no doubt your child was up to something, and of course i was. She soon came darting out after me. Following the trail of baby clothing id thrown about.
The earliest memory i have was when i was five. Mum told me to entertain my little sister Fiona. Of course, that wasn't how it went down. It didn't take much to shake my little sister off her back. You know the deal - run as fast as you can and the girl cant follow you! So i did so. Only i missed the part where your meant to stop on the stairs and calm yourself down. Bang, tang, crash and me crying on the floor with a bone sticking out my arm. Well it was a sight to see, and my mother soon whipped me up and practically dragged me by my ear into st mungos ranting about how she'd told me to stop pissing about. She used to rant all the time about me, it was 'my perfect sister' and the devil child. Did i give a fuck? I did at one stage of my life, but i took it all in good humour. Made a complete mockary of my family. And of course mummy dearest was not pleased at all.
So, when i was eleven it was like a heaven sent message to be getting me and my sister off our backs. You see my sister would be tutored and i would be sat in my room throwing things at the wall - or on my way to st mungos. So shipping us both off to hogwarts was enough to save money and keep us out of the way. I landed much like my sister in slytherin. Heaven knows why - i dont have an ounce of ambition running through my bones. However im happy as the class clown. The piss about that spends lessons sat at my head of houses' office.
ten things about miles
1. hes not a pretty picture
2. he fucks about with pretty much anyone and everything
3. he hates his parents
4. dont let him on a broom. he breaks them.
5. hes childish
6. hes obsessed with muggleborns
7. he cant use a wand for shit
8. he fails classes epically
9. he needs a hair cut
10. he smokes - including weed.
five rumours about miles
1. i once heard miles flint had a threesome.
2. i heard miles flint has a kid!
3. i heard he's been disowned, TWICE.
4. i heard he got his dick pierced... for a hufflepuff!
5. i heard he started getting it on with a girl - who was really a man!
three things miles despises
1. commitment
2. Cleaning
3. Detention
two things miles cant live without
1. having a wank.
2. cigarettes
YOUR GOING TO WISH
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name/alias: zoe
gender: female
age: 17
contact: pm only thanks
how you found us: im the admin
other characters: elise dubois, seventeen, ravenclaw
experience: four years
role play sample: see elise
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