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[JAMES SIRIUS POTTER]

Oi,

I. Am. BORED.

Entertain me?
Or...I could entertain you!

Thanks.

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[lily luna potter]

james,

why dont you go bother someone else.

p.s. i think you need a new owl, yours just flew into my window ten times over before it actually realised it was CLOSED.

lily.

[JAMES SIRIUS POTTER]

Lils.

You didn't have to reply. You could have sent it onto some hot chick. you dissappoint me!!

Don't diss Dexter. He's better than your silly little fluff ball!

soooo....what you doin'?

- James!

[lily luna potter]

james,

at least my owl has a sense of direction, and knows what a window is first time round. as for hot girls.... i dont generally rate girls as hot, as for males i could pass you on to alden selwyn if you'd like. i know secretly boys float your boat muahaha. im not doing much, just planning on burning the school down.... or at least something along them lines. how about you?

lily.

[JAMES SIRIUS POTTER]

Lils.

Dexter knows what a window is...he was probably just messing around!

Alden Selwyn? No thanks. I’d rather not go there...and if you do...I’ll have some form of mental break down. I guess I’ll just have to find some hot chicks all by myself...I’d enlist Ted to help me – but he’s no use in that sort of thing!!

Burning down the school huh? Tell me more...

- James!

[lily luna potter]

james,

james, i really doubt you even know what a window is. Let alone your dumbass owl. As for ted, hes not that bad is he really? id do ted...

well its not really burning the school down, i was considering strapping a lestrange to a rocket and then lighting it. but then on second thought im going to have trouble with both. the first is actually getting a lestrange seperated from its dumbass mates, and the second would be the ministry would be right up my arse. so perhaps setting fire to the slytherin common room would be much easier.

lily.

[JAMES SIRIUS POTTER]

Lily.

That’s just cruel you Slytherin you!!

EWW! My eyes are scarred. You wouldn’t really do Ted would you? Ah! I need to oblivate that from my mind!

I’d help with that but I guess you’re right..it’s a bit ‘off the scale’ isn’t it? Though, you can kip in our common room if you do fancy going one on one with your common room. I think detention would be the least of your worries though...just a warning! Heh.

- James

[lily luna potter]

james,

well wouldn't you rather me do ted than malfoy haha!

na, i think id rather stay here thanks. Theres nothing worse than a bunch a rowdy gryffindorks that like to do stupid things without thinking things through. Would much rather sit in a cold dark old common room full of whores and stuck up people. much more... homely.

lily.

[JAMES SIRIUS POTTER]

Lily.

I’d rather you abstained forever and ever and ever.

I’d defend my fellow ‘gryffindorks’ but your words are pretty true...well in most cases at least.

D’aww. Cold and dark...much like your tiny brain xD

- James

[JAMES SIRIUS POTTER]

Lily. I take back my last comment. it was unkind. - James

[lily luna potter]

james,

you'd rather i obstained? at least im not a walking penis with a sign on my head saying 'jump on me'.

and yes, take that back, because we both know its your brain thats tiny, cold and dark - but dont worry my darling brother, ill still love you (:

lily.

[JAMES SIRIUS POTTER]

Lily.

Bit cruel to call Albus a walking penis when he’s not here to defend himself. funny aren't I? But I’m assuming that was aimed at me? I can’t help it if girls fall for my amazing looks and wonderful temperament!

My brain is gigantic thanks. It has to be to keep up with all the names and faces of everyone in our family...

- James

[lily luna potter]

james,

yeah thats true, i hate the fact that we seem like a bunch of rabbits that multiply because theres ten thousand weasleys walking around and we just happen to be related to them.

amazing looks and wonderful temperment? is that another way of saying cruel pranks and cocky comments? oh, and im guessing your mixing up your ego and your brain. See your ego is the size of a watermelon and your brain in comparison would be the size of a nut.

lily.

[JAMES SIRIUS POTTER]

lily.

Yep yep. I’ll let you teach the Weasleys about contraception then huh? xD

1. My pranks aren’t cruel, they’re funny.
2. My comments are witty not cocky.
3. The nut must be huge if it’s bigger than a watermelon.

Someone seems a little grumpy tonight!!!

<3 you groucho.

- James

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[lily luna potter]

james,

if you say so jamesy.

lily.