Shake Me Down--Hyp

[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Hype,

I swear to Merlin if I have to do one more essay in advanced charms I might just drop the whole class. Who the hell uses them now anyways? Well, I use the second year material now and again, but that's really it.

Anyways, I'm bored. Where were you in Potions the other day? Professor made me team up with Rose....and now she's on my case about becoming "friends". Any advice?

A.S

[hyperion thomas lestrange]

Dear Al,

I think you forget that I'm both a beast in charms and a frequent user of what we learn in that class. Do you not notice that my hair rarely looks the same two days in a row? I can tell you right now that it's not because I'm a metamorphmagi. It also seems to elude your memory that I've offered to do your charms essays, if you'll just knuckle down and do my potions essays for me.

As far as potions class goes, let's just say I was busy learning other mixtures and concoctions in Hogsmeade. If you're nice I might consider passing along one of the souvenir bottles.

Why would Weasley want to be friends with you? And a more pressing question, why would you even be asking? Haven't you already ditched her or something?

- Hyp

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Hype,

Oh hold up a second! Who was it that saved your arse when you fell asleep in forth year charms? Yeah, I haven't forgotten about that. And screw your hair, mate. Chicks dig that, not I (though I will admit that it does suit you the way you keep changing it). Still, I like using product and not magic. Makes it feel a bit more...I dunno the term, but I like it.

Fine....I'll do your potions essay if you do my charms. I'll send over what I have here in a few, I seem to have misplaced the bastard. And really?! You went to Hogsmeade without bringing me along? So much for being like "brothers" huh? Haha. Still, if you have anything left over, we can use it for the party this weekend, which I have been meaning to talk to you about.

Well I tried to ditch her, I have several times, but she's like a freaking bug you can't squash. I dunno though. There's something about her...and I can;t put my finger on it. And I swear if this leaves me and you, you will be waking up with no hair at all.

A.S

[hyperion thomas lestrange]

Dear Al,

Fourth year was a very, very long time ago, and it happened once. You can stop holding it over my head any day now, thanks. Also, don't lie; you know you love my hair. It's okay to admit it. I swear I'm not going to be a dick and make fun of you fo- oh, who am I kidding? I'd totally make fun of you for it.

Is the term you're looking for muggle? old-fashioned? self-reliant? resourceful? No? Well, I tried. I apologize for not bringing you along, but it would've looked highly suspicious if we both hadn't shown up; the professor knows we're attached at the hip, and if we were both gone she would've suspected that we were up to no good. You wouldn't want us to get caught, now would you?

Oh. Right. We don't get caught. Moving on. Something about a party?

"There's something about her"? Oh Al, please don't tell me you're getting all hot and bothered by a Weasley? A Weasley, man! And not even one of the veelas, which could be excused! Fine. If you're going to go and get all tongue-tied and prissy and threaten to shear off my gorgeous golden locks, then I guess I'll play along and not go spreading this around the castle. But only because you're you.

- Hyp

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Hype,

Fourth year was not that long ago my friend, and no I will hold this over your head well on until we are old, and possibly still even then. That's just how I roll and you know it. And screw you. You were the one telling me I needed to wear more dress shirts when we went out to hogsmeade! So don't pull that crap with me, we are both equally guilty and unashamed in it. It's what makes us, us.

Well now that you mentioned it, the term I am looking for is Sod Off. Thanks for the help, mate.

Exactly! You know damn well we could have pulled that off well! Oh well, looks like I am stuck with Weasley for a partner the next two classes.

Yes a party. It's been what? 4 days since our last one? That's too long in my book. I think we need to find a new place to house it though. We had too close of a call switching around the Room of Requirement last time right before that professor came in. I blame the bloke who was suppose to be watching for us. Remind me, next time we see him he gets hexed alright? Alright.

Well once you get past the bookworm-ish vibe, she's not that bad looking really. And shut up! It's not like I am falling in love with the girl for Merlin's sake! And don't pull that "She's a Weasley" crap with me. You know damn good and well you have tried to sneak a peek at her once or twice. Might I recall you saying 'She's not half bad when she's naked.' My point exactly.

A.S

[hyperion thomas lestrange]

Dear Al,

I refuse to acknowledge your grudges until they actually succeeding in making me feel threatened. So until then, you're very welcome, mate. Anytime.

Two classes? I wonder who the hell I'm going to get stuck with. Oh shit... this means that my potion's struggle will be worse by tenfold because you won't be there to tell me that all my bumbling around the cauldron is wrong. Bloody hell.

Your hexing notice has been duly noted. Four days? How come no one's coming crawling to us, begging for us to throw another on- wait. That Valentine's ball is coming up. That's why. People are going to get their party fix there. I guess that just means we'll have to provide the after party to keep them all from crashing. Any suggestions for who I should escort to the ball? And by escort, well, you know what I mean. I assume you'll be taking Weasley? Yes, I will admit that she isn't an eyesore, but she's certainly not as attractive as some of her cousins. Now sod off, yourself.

- Hyp

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Hype,

Yes two classes. Two whole classes you getting stuck with bug boy probably. Don't worry though, class time is just brainstorming time. We have to dot he potion outside of class, so I will help you...like always. Not as bad as you thought eh?

Damn. I forgot about that Ball. Yes, we will have to throw the after party most definitely. And no. I am not going to the Ball with Weasley. In fact, I might not show up for that at all. I don't do 'Valentines'. It's silly and pathetic excuse for women to get their hopes up and then get pissed off at us later when things didn't go the way they wanted. Maybe I will drop by though...

A.S

[hyperion thomas lestrange]

Dear Al,

Would it be creepy if I started complimenting you on your handsomeness and gentle-heartedness? Because you know that I compliment people when I'm grateful- doesn't happen a lot, but that's beside the point- and I don't want it to be awkward when I start showering you with praises for being the savior of my potion's grade. Or, I could have my tombstone engraved with "was able to live this long because Alden Selwyn saved him from an untimely death from his father"? Or would you prefer if I provided you with booze when you help me study for our NEWTs later this year?

So it's decided. We're throwing the best after party ever to grace the halls of Hogwarts and you're going to leave me hanging on suggestions for who to go to the ball with. Okay. I see how it is. Just leave your friend to go stag and then not offer to go stag with him. Uh-huh. Some friend you are.

- Hyp

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Hype,

Nope, cause it's you. I am use to it by now haha.

Hmmm tombstone or booze....Can I have both? I am at least owed that much after all since I do have to carry your weight in potions, but if not I guess I will settle for the booze. And crap...I forgot all about NEWTS. Thanks for the reminder. I gotta at least semi-try the rest of the year then so I don't fail miserably, or else we both will be six feet under thanks to our fathers. That reminds me hows things with that lot?

Agreed. We will meet up and start planning it all this weekend. I say usual table at the Hog's Head to meet at? Or are we trying something new? Doesn't matter to me.

Oh you know I wouldn't leave you alone for too long! Besides, who is going to clean up your mess when you fall out on the floor, hmmm? Still, I will come. Though I should make you brave this alone since you didn't drag me to Hogsmeade with ya. If we do go, then we don't need to go alone. Any suggestions on that. And if you say Weasley I will punch you.

A.S

[hyperion thomas lestrange]

Dear Al,

You are a devilishly handsome young man, with a compassionate heart and very high level of patience for stupid people such as myself. I am envious of your ravishingly blue eyes and unmatched skills in the area of potions and woman-wooing, and you are by far a better man than I can ever hope to be. Dazzling enough? Or do I sweet talk you some more to appease your ego to keep it quiet while you help me with potions in the near future? Should I just start hashing out my liquor stash to ensure you're in a constant state of intoxication? You're a friendly drunk, you know.

Booze and tombstone dedication. Got it. I think I can manage that. I'm going to need to stop back in Hogsmeade before the after party and restock, but I can manage that. Care to add another set of arms to carry bottles? The usual place, Thursday at about four-ish?

The lot is as normal. Mother is snobby and demanding to know when I'm going to pick my grades up- I can't possibly become Minister of Magic with a failing grade in herbology, after all. I swear, the woman will disown me if I don't actually sell my life away to the Ministry in an attempt to become the Minister of Magic. Father's as usual: timid and less demanding than mother. He's curious about my relationship status, which I think is a subtle hint that he expects me to settle down with a nice, pureblood girl sometime in the foreseeable future.

You should go with Weasley. Before you hit me, I mean Dom. Or maybe one of the girls in our year? Don't you still have them wrapped around your finger? I seem to recall that they were drooling all over you just before the Christmas holiday.

- Hyp

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Hype,

Wow. You have gotten better at that. I believe you missed some spots, so it still needs work, but all in all it is an improvement. And yes you should, cause Merlin knows I need it to get by most days. And hey, better a friendly one than a mean one who starts hexing people. Remember Marcus and what he pulled that night? Yeah, my point exactly.

Sounds like a plan. Might bring some helpers along, if I can get some leverage over them. We can't get caught with this or else the whole party crashes. Still, we need to watch and make sure they do a good job. I'll start talking and digging up some junk on those two fifth years that like to hang around our spot in the common room. Them being there is enough of a spark to get them moving, but it always helps to have more.

That's good. Well at least the bit with your father that is, though we all know you won't be able to simply settle down haha. Still, I wish I could say things were going well with my father. He's more like your mother, just a whole lot more fierce and a bit of an ass. Mum actually sent me a letter for once. Guess Father has finally let her live a little out from his shadow.

Hmmm Dom is a new one. I've seen her around, but never really pulled anything with her. Might give it a shot next time I see her in the hall or outside. As for the rest of the girls in our year, Kaitlyn is cool and all, but she's older than my great great great great grandfather, though I guess her looks make up for that. Still, we are just good friends I guess. She seems timid around me at times. Guess that's a good thing? haha. If all else fails, I'll dip into the house pot and pull a lady out to take. Shouldn't be any trouble with me "ravishingly blue eyes" hahahahaha

A.S

[hyperion thomas lestrange]

Dear Al,

Thank you, mate. I’ve had plenty of practice wooing girls out of their clothes, so while my wooing skills have gotten better, it seems I need to practice on people that I’m not trying to have sex with. Like you, for example. But hey, at least you’re easy to win over- just give you some Absolut vodka and you’re good to go. Ugh. Marcus totally ruined that night. Being drunk is no excuse for that amount of stupidity! Can we just agree never to speak of it again? Otherwise I might get so frazzled that I’ll have to hex him just to smooth my feathers.

I thought we’d agreed that we’re just so bloody awesome that we’re not going to get caught? I appreciate your precaution and everything, but it’s almost insulting to insinuate that we require the help of a couple clingy fifth years to pull this off.

Hmm. Who could we take to the ball? Dipping into the house pool, there’s Kait Bluud, Potter, Flint, Nott, Zambini, that Warrington girl, and… and… Merlin, I know there’s someone else that I’m missing. Oh! That Greyback girl, Kim or whatever her name is. Neither one of us would have trouble convincing any one of them to go with us, so it’s really just a matter of figuring whose available and the- wait. Nevermind. It doesn’t matter if they’re going with someone else or not. We’re the resident bad boys of Hogwarts, why the fuck would we care if a girl already has a date?

- Hyp

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[alden oliver selwyn]

Dear Hype,

Hell, I still hex the bloke from time to time just to keep him in his place.

Still, no more speak of it as you wish. And don't think a bottle of vodka can easily win me over, you know I'm not that easily distracted by alcohol haha. Bottom line still, work on your woo'ing.

Yes, I know we are awesome enough not to get caught, but that doesn't mean that it won't happen one day. Remember how man close calls we have had? Yeah, a lot. I'm not saying we 'need' the help of them. I'm saying that it's time to stop getting our hands dirty for a bit, especially with something as big as we're planning. That's all.

We wouldn't. We'd find a way to make em our date, like we always do. I might try to go after Potter, we've flirted a bit here recently (and by that I mean I stand around and she starts to blush). Though I hear Kim is quite the charming one. I say you pull something with Greyback and let me see if Potter will go.

A.S

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